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Trollitude - an Elf's Guide

For those of you who have thought about helping me out with T.'s story by posting trollish comments to the artificial blog here, but aren't sure where to start, I offer the following suggestions.

1. Make fun of Tallulah's lack of baseball talent.

2. Make fun of her cooking.

3. Threaten to show up at her barbecue uninvited. (Plot important!)

4. Suggest you are watching her. Suggest how easy it would be for you to grab her, etc. (Plot important!)

5. Harass her about the statistical website, the flash drives, and any other computer related things that occur to you (more than will occur to me, I'm sure!). This one is kind of important to the story...

6. Suggest that YOU are one of the people heckling her at games. Or take an unhealthy interest in her forest protection software (both plot useful!!!)

7. Call her a Nazi.

8. If someone else comments, comment back to make the situation even WORSE!

9. Pretend you are five and you've been sent to your room; write out of anger and see what comes out.

10. Remember that I appreciate you lots and lots for helping out with this project and channeling life's frustrations into productive literary output!!!!!

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