These last three images are methods of defense, sort of. Although sometimes methods of offense. And none of them are from Stockholm. The first is from the Viking Reserve near Malmo and the second two are from Kalmar.

It's never bad to have a Viking on your team, but Brent needs to work on his scary Viking face. (He is, however, an excellent sport and loves me very much. I plan to use this photo as evidence of said qualities.)



When dealing with a less barbaric sort of enemy (or a dragon) it is useful to be able to joust. I was too old to be allowed to play on this horse, but how cool!



However, the best method might be living in a gorgeous castle on the water with a handy drawbridge to keep out the party poopers.



Phew! I am officially done with the photos. Your torment is ended! (At least until I go somewhere else...)