I am in love. One of my, well, features is neck muscles so hard that there should be a Chuck Norris joke about them. I am trying to learn to relax, but in the meantime, I have found this.

I stuck it in the microwave for a minute (in 30-second increments, lest Bad Things happen, according to the directions) and slid it around my neck and I felt my shoulders drop a couple of inches on contact. Then I left it on while I took a short nap.

I am now ready to take over the universe. And I haven’t even tried the eye pillow thing I got, too.