I prefer to read the newspaper. Sure, I’m a Luddite, but I read differently and more when I read the paper. I’m probably not the only one. There’s probably at least one more person out there, right?
(I’m typing this while my mom is watching the Today Show, featuring the family of the woman attacked by a chimp. Please excuse any loss of brain cells that result from this knowledge.)
(The woman’s teenage daughter is wearing gold lame pants. This is the only thing my mom has commented on about the story.)
Help. Must read something smart right away!